Saturday 28 September 2019

Salford City 0-4 Forest Green Rovers

Salford City 0-4 Forest Green Rovers
Sky Bet League Two
Saturday 28th September 2019

Salford City are currently a shambles both on and off the pitch and I’ve got to admit that today’s result made me quite happy!

It was the stereotypical Greater Manchester Day; wet, raining and downright miserable. The infrastructure the club has (or rather a massive lack of it) is beyond ridiculous and it became apparent to me long before kick-off. The team then delivered a limp and pathetic performance as they were steam-rollered by a very impressive Forest Green Rovers.

The shenanigans began when I arrived at the ground, mid-afternoon, to be informed that the Ticket Office was closed. When I queried why, one of the ‘know it all’ turnstile operators butted in to inform me that it was down to EFL regulations and all EFL clubs have to close their ticket offices on matchdays. Laughable, of course, but even better was when a steward butted in to say ‘The game is sold-out but you can pay cash at the turnstile’ - erm, so it isn’t sold out.

Not having any cash (only a card) meant a trek to Sainsbury’s about a ten-minute walk away in pouring rain, before eventually getting in to see the game.

From my understanding, the Ticket Office at Salford is within a perimeter fence - thus actually inside the ground. Therefore, maybe it’d be an idea to have a pop up portacabin or two adjacent to the turnstiles to sell tickets from on matchdays (assuming the EFL allow it to open in matchdays, of course).

Though the club have got the pricing absolutely right which will certainly help to grow the fanbase (£10 Adults, £5 Concessions), the farcical nature of closing the ticket office in the hours leading up to kick-off hardly sells the club in a positive way. Nowadays, the ‘fan experience’ and customer service are just as crucial as the pricing and when they don’t get it right and use ridiculous excuses it becomes hard for one to not form the impression that the club have utterly incompetent idiots representing them. That, and they’re totally out of their depth!

Anyway, the game wasn’t a sell-out and those inside the ground witnessed an abysmal defensive showing from Salford, as they got ruthlessly exposed.

Forest Green were superb from start to finish and it was as close to the ‘complete’ performance as you can get. Those who played will have earned all manner of bonuses with this result and they’re all totally deserved.

Matty Stevens put them ahead after just three minutes when he converted Joe Mills’ cross, before Aaron Collins capitalised on a defensive howler - intercepting a ridiculous attempted pass by Carl Piergianni inside the area and close to the byline, before carving out an angle for a shot and finishing with great composure.

It was clinical and ruthless from the lad; his first of the season so great on a personal level but the task for him now is to score a 25-yarder similar to the one he got for Notts County against Boreham Wood in the FA Cup, a few years back which I'll always remember him for. He's a player whose name is worth remembering because he has the potential and right attributes to go far.

The visitors continued to move the ball around well, drawing clumsy challenges from their frustrated opponents, and some of the football was a pleasure to see. Salford, put simply, didn’t have any answer to it.

It came as no surprise when the third goal arrived just after the half-hour with Ebou Adams seeing a low 20-yard drive catch a deflection which took it beyond Kyle Letheren’s dive. It was fortunate in the respect that the ball took a deflection, however, you make your own luck in football and Salford could hardly moan considering they barely got the ball out of their own half.

The phrase ‘being torn a new arsehole’ best describes the gulf between the two sides and though Salford did get the ball into the net, it was ruled out due to a linesman’s flag.

After the re-start, Salford had a lot of ‘huff and puff’ and despite FGR’s ‘keeper being booked for timewasting at 3-0, any hopes of a comeback were totally quashed when Rovers bagged a fourth goal with Stevens finishing after some great build up play which heavily involved Collins.

Despite everything, the Ammies (Salford’s nickname) did give it a go in the latter stages, but what pressure they did apply was met with a resilient answer by Matt Mills and the rest of the Forest Green backline to record a much-loved clean-sheet!

Without licking backside, this was a really good, complete display from Forest Green. If they can maintain this level of performance then they’ll smash a few more teams to pieces and promotion (certainly the aim) will be very realistic.Can they do it? Based on this game it's a resounding yes.

For Salford, they’ve now shipped eight goals in two games and Nathan Pond and Piergianni defended more like ‘Bill & Ben, The Flowerpot Men’ at times. It was a public humiliation for them and obvious questions will now be raised as to whether or not they’re still good enough for this level.

Plenty of the home fans were shouting for Graham Alexander to be sacked at full-time. Despite promotion last year, it’s easy to understand why they’re unhappy!














Friday 27 September 2019

Scunthorpe United (U18s) 1-2 Doncaster Rovers (U18s)

Scunthorpe United (U18s) 1-2 Doncaster Rovers (U18s)
Football League Youth Alliance
Friday 27th September 2019

Junior Smith and Jack Watson grabbed the goals as Doncaster Rovers' youngsters came from behind to beat Scunthorpe United and get their season back on track.

The Iron led thanks to a brilliant free-kick on the half-hour mark but the Rovers responded immediately as Smith showed great composure to slot home following Watson's clever through ball. Watson then continued his eye-catching goal scoring exploits so far this term as he converted a second half spot-kick after Smith was hacked down inside the box.

The lads then collectively showed courage, bravery, dedication and leadership in abundance to defend things out on a tough cross-field sloping pitch, which was made worse by a torrential downpour in the final quarter-hour of the game.

The result was somewhat overshadowed by an injury to Will McGowan, who left the pitch on a stretcher and was later taken to hospital following a totally innocuous collision with an opponent not long after the half-time interval.

On reflection, the two halves were contrasting; Scunny dictating things for the lions share of the opening 45 minutes before Rovers responded with an excellent second half showing which had all the characteristics that have been missing in recent weeks.

Despite a torrential downpour pretty much throughout the pre-match warm-up, sunshine was beginning to break through the grey clouds and it was quite pleasant weather as things got underway at Winterton Rangers' West Street Ground.

Things were quite tight and tentative in the very early stages and it was apparent to see the boys were talking to each other and trying to take ownership much more than in last week's defeat to Mansfield Town.

Midfielder Charlie Bell, sitting just infront of the back four, had a couple of good early touches and was penalised for a foul on one occasion, whilst Josh Clemitson, operating at left-back, showed some promising early signs as well.

However, as things neared the quarter-hour mark, the reality was Scunthorpe had begun to dictate the midfield battle and were having more of the ball - thus pushing Donny back.

The Iron didn't quite possess enough creativity to make a 'killer' pass in the final third and cause serious danger, though because the Rovers frontline were sometimes dropping too deep to offer any sort of an effective outlet when under pressure, it meant Scunny were quickly regaining possession whenever they gave it away.

Despite 'bits and pieces' of routine work, Kian Johnson wasn't properly tested until he held a powerful (and slightly deflected) strike from the edge of the area following some good work by Scunthorpe's tricky right-winger in the 28th minute.

A few moments later, the Rovers 'keeper made another good save -  this time using his feet to block a shot before the defence cleared, with Elliott Walker having been out-muscled by his opponent inside the penalty area.

The only attempt which the lads were able to muster up in what had become a disappointing opening half-hour was when Smith stretched his legs and let fly with an ambitious 20-yard attempt which flew over the woodwork.

Scunthorpe were growing in confidence with each passing minute and their dominance eventually showed when they took the lead with a powerful free-kick. The Iron's Raynner Silva laid the ball off to Cameron Wilson who smashed a thunderous effort into the top corner - giving Johnson no chance!

It was a deserved lead at this point, but one which the hosts couldn't hold onto.

Pretty much immediately, Watson showed strength in the middle of the park and capitalised on Scunthorpe's defence being quite high by threading a clever ball through for Smith to run onto. The second-year scholar then showed good pace and technique as he accelerated away and finished to put Rovers back on level terms.

The goal seemed to give the lads confidence though they would have gone instantly behind again had it not been for a brave and fantastic last-ditch challenge by Nathan Dimou who stopped a Scunny player from tapping home a rebound from about eight yards out, after Johnson had parried a low drive from 20-yards.

Rovers survived until the break and although there had been flashes and glimpses of promise in very small doses - and also the fact the lads were being more vocal on the pitch, a big 'kick up the backside' was still very much needed.

Paul Stancliffe made two changes at the break with Lewis Cunningham replacing Clemitson at left-back, whilst Luca Nelson was withdrawn in favour of Marius Conradi up front.

Whatever was said in the dressing room at half-time clearly worked as immediately; literally within seconds of the re-start, the boys got the ball down, strung some passes together and looked a whole lot more composed.

The second half, which consisted of 61 minutes in total, proved to be very 'stop-start' as Watson received treatment for a few minutes after a collision with Scunthorpe's Charlie Barks and then, when play re-started, McGowan and an opponent accidentally collided which meant another lengthy stoppage. Both players needed treatment and the seriousness of McGowan's injury soon became obvious. He was eventually stretchered off and later taken to hospital, presumably as a precautionary measure and one can only wish him a speedy recovery!

The delays lasted around 10 minutes in total and when things resumed again, Rovers continued to look brighter, sharper and more dominant than they had done previously.

Max Jemson came on in place of McGowan as the lads switched to a 3-4-3 formation, using wing-backs.

The lads soon reaped the rewards as Smith broke down the inside-right and into the area before he was stupidly brought down by a defender - leaving the referee with no option but to award a spot-kick. After a delay, as Smith needed treatment too, Watson stepped up and though the 'keeper got a good hand to his effort, there was just too much power on his strike and the ball eventually spun into the net.

Now ahead, the boys just got better and better and began to demonstrate all the characteristics that made this a very enriching victory.

Their work-ethic was brilliant from this point onwards. The responsibility they took, the communication between players, the desire and the willingness to be brave and stifle things when they needed to (tactics obviously learned in last week's defeat) was great to see.

With Scunthorpe reeling, Smith had two quickfire attempts to put Rovers further ahead; cutting inside and having a low drive saved before he rattled the upright with another shot.

By this point there were a few feisty challenges being put in and things were threatening to boil over and Liam Ravenhill, who was beginning to seriously influence things in the middle, showed superb discipline not to absolutely let rip at an opponent when he was the victim of a reckless challenge.

Another stoppage then occurred as Barks got treatment off Scunthorpe's physio for a head injury, whilst inbetween all the shenanigans in the middle of the park, there was a 'heart in mouth' moment as Walker's harmless back-pass was mis-controlled by Johnson and went dangerously close to the goal before he passed it out wide to a team-mate.

In the final 20 minutes, the sunshine disappeared and the heavens opened again.

Desperately seeking an equaliser, Scunthorpe began to apply more and more pressure but everything they threw at Rovers was met with firm resilience. Marshalled by Ben Blythe, who was absolutely excellent, the boys defended when they needed to, stifled play and put in a great shift in horrible weather.

The determination and dedication was epitomised when Dimou took a powerful shot to the face in the final few minutes; something which would have hurt anyway, but even more so considering he was the victim of an elbow to the nose only six days ago.

It was literally 'blood, sweat and tears' by now - and in keeping with this game, Dimou's injury required another genuine stoppage in play, but the lads ultimately did enough to see out the last couple of minutes and get such an important win.

It's clear the lads have taken on board things which have been said in recent weeks and, though the first half performance was disappointing (and had more than a few frustrating elements), they've responded emphatically with a gutsy second half showing.

Individually, Kian Johnson may have 'got away with one' when he nearly made the sort of mistake which would feature on a Goalkeeping Bloopers DVD. Whether it was lapse in concentration or, as I suspect, a dodgy bounce on a very dodgy/uneven pitch, only he will know, but two minutes later he came off his line and bravely claimed a set-piece cross - demonstrating confidence and showing that he isn't the type of character to dwell on what could have been a cock up!

Defensively, Josh Clemitson began okay at left-back but faded as the first half progressed and got caught out 'positionally' a few times. On paper it might not appear great that he was substituted at half-time, but it's worth remembering that he was playing out of position and was up against a tricky winger. Therefore, it would be unfair to be overly critical.

Lewis Cunningham, naturally left-footed, offered more balance on that side in the second half and delivered a consistent enough display - even trying his luck with what can only be described as a long-range 'half-shank' on goal in one attack, as well.

At centre-back, again, Ben Blythe was absolutely outstanding; talking, demonstrating his leadership really well on two or three occasions what I can remember and he deserves a '10/10' mark. The skipper works well alongside Nathan Dimou, who showed brilliant bravery, and his best mark on this game was the critical last-ditch challenge to prevent a certain goal just before half-time. Had that shot gone in, it may well have shifted the whole momentum of the game.

Having had a few 'nervy' moments in recent games, Max Jemson's confidence will have improved no end today. He won quite a few aerial duels, looked solid in a back three and hopefully now he can use this as a springboard to deliver some more good displays. Excellent, again!

At right-back, Elliott Walker was consistent enough and got what is seemingly his weekly yellow card as well. He was unlucky not to find the target with three of four set-pieces from dangerous positions and though he didn't overlap as much as in previous games, he's a very useful and positive asset to this team.

In midfield, Charlie Bell 'ratted about' quite a bit and got clonked and clattered, whilst also dishing out a few competitive challenges as well. He impacted things much more in the second half; the same as Liam Ravenhill who again 'stepped up' in various snippets. Will McGowan was unfortunate with his injury and possibly would have been able to wreak havoc; given what he's capable of in terms of one-two passing and movement.

Up top, Junior Smith had an 'A* performance' where he was lively, dangerous, problematic for the opposition and it was one of his best displays of the season - if he can produce this again on a consistent basis then he's got enormous potential. Jack Watson grew into things after a quiet half-hour; his assist was top quality, his penalty somewhat fortuitous, but on the whole he worked very hard for the team.

Both Luca Nelson and Marius Conradi, who replaced him, pressed well (at times) by closing the 'keeper down, etc, though dropping back 'too deep' is probably what led to Nelson being brought off at half-time. However, he'll only get better with more games and experience. Conradi was impressive enough in his first appearance of the season and demonstrated positive work-ethic.

Owan Derrett was the last player brought on; introduced for Smith in the closing stages and he had 'bits and pieces' but probably needs a good stretch of minutes in a game to demonstrate what he's capable of.

On the whole, the joyous, jubilant feeling at the final whistle; that sense of reward and victory will have been the best feeling in the world for the lads. After their turbulent recent results, it's impressive to see they've learned, grown and even adopted characteristics from other sides who've beaten them - and the second half performance was spot on.

The task now, in my opinion, is to repeat that character, heart, desire, commitment and burning ambition to succeed over the course a full game. If they can combine the different qualities showed in the second half together with their natural footballing talent (best demonstrated in demolishing Grimsby Town on the opening day), they're capable of being one heck of a side.

Consistency, however, will be absolutely crucial!

A big mention as well for Lirak Hasani and Ethan Bojang, both out injured at the moment, yet both of them were present at today's game and absolutely buzzing with the end result.

Team: Kian Johnson, Josh Clemitson (Lewis Cunningham), Ben Blythe, Nathan Dimou, Elliott Walker, Charlie Bell, Liam Ravenhill, Will McGowan (Max Jemson), Junior Smith (Owan Derrett), Jack Watson, Luca Nelson (Marius Conradi). Unused Subs: Ben Bottomley.
























Thursday 26 September 2019

A proper hammering...

West Ham United 8-0 Macclesfield Town
Carabao Cup
Wednesday 26th September 2018

Despite my uncanny ability to pick 'random' games to attend which then transpire to be either boring goalless draws or just plain boring, this was a polar opposite experience.

Surprisingly, despite my various trips here, there and everywhere, it was my first trip to the Olympic Stadium as it will always be known to me and I could hardly have witnessed a better game considering it was one of West Ham's biggest ever wins - definitely their best result since the move from Upton Park, and the scoreline is one which probably won't be bettered for a long time.

Furthermore, they'll not play anyone as poor as Macclesfield again in a while, either.

The Olympic Stadium is a classy venue quite close to Stratford Station and it's obvious to see that the surrounding area has had significant sums invested into it in recent years.

However, the plush, luxurious and damn expensive eateries and everything else nearby, means the 'fan experience' of a trip to West Ham could hardly be further removed from Upton Park which was in a 'rough and ready' part of East London where dodging bricks and bottles was quite common.

I was down in London for a few days; scouting at Barnet versus Havant & Waterlooville the previous night and then with this game. With cheap tickets (just £10) it meant it was too good to miss and quite an inexpensive way of personally visiting a new stadium.

Obviously, with West Ham being in the Premier League and Macclesfield at the foot of League Two without a league win since the season begun, the Hammers were strong favourites and they were expected to comfortably progress.

However, despite old cliches like 'this is one to enjoy' and 'there's no pressure on the underdogs' being trotted out in the build up, by the final whistle there was no escaping the fact that Macclesfield were absolutely f**king awful and produced one of the worst displays that I've ever seen in 950 senior competitive games in the UK.

When I saw Fiacre Kelleher's name in their starting line-up then I instantly feared for them as I'd seen him have an absolute stinker for Solihull Moors in a game at Boreham Wood in the National League (one division lower), the previous season.

West Ham weren't at full-strength by any means but Manuel Pellegrini hadn't gone to the point where he'd named all the kids and expected them to win.

What transpired though was an early chance for the visitors and a goalmouth scramble where they very nearly poked their noses ahead. Then, once the first few minutes were out of the way, it was an absolute pummelling in football terms - irrespective of whether the goals went in.

Michail Antonio broke the deadlock on the half-hour and, straight away, the floodgates opened and it just got worse... and worse... and worse. It was 3-0 by the break, 6-0 after 55 minutes and then the Hammers eased off to an extent and showed mercy to their hapless opponents.

Despite all the guff, there were literally no positives whatsoever for Macclesfield and it amazed me that Mark Yates managed to survive a few more weeks in the job after this result, before the inevitable P45 came his way.

Sol Campbell, his successor, deserves an enormous amount of credit for keeping them in the Football League - thus avoiding becoming the first ever team to get promoted from the National League and then suffer instant relegation. They were literally horrendous (even in this mis-match) and it was plainly obvious to see and realise, so absolutely fair play to him!

If/when I return to the Olympic Stadium in the future then I don't expect an 8-0 scoreline - unless, of course, they're playing Macclesfield.












Wednesday 25 September 2019

Sheffield United 0-1 Sunderland

Sheffield United 0-1 Sunderland
Carabao Cup
Wednesday 25th September 2019

Max Power scored a terrific early opener for Sunderland in this cup shock (of sorts) and then for the rest of the game... not an awful lot happened.

Considering this was a golden opportunity for some of Sheffield United's fringe players to force their way into Chris Wilder's first team plans, it'd be an understatement to say that not one of them grasped the opportunity.

The Black Cats, backed as usual by some terrific support, went ahead against the run of play in the early minutes, then kept their shape extremely well, defended alright and were genuine and worthy winners. Barring the odd half-opportunity 'here and there' and the occasional opening from a set-play, the Blades didn't really ever look as if they were going to force an equaliser - they lacked tempo, creativity and... it was just a little bit sh*t!

Ravel Morrison seemed to have a free role but despite his huge ego and reputation, he did nothing to suggest that it'll be at Bramall Lane where his career finally gets going. Luke Freeman, who would have put himself in contention for a starting place against Liverpool on Saturday with a good display, barely made an impact. Ben Osborn, another with great potential, showed glimpses but again it wasn't anywhere near enough to get excited about.

For the neutral (and even considering it was a cup shock) the game just wasn't greatly entertaining, exciting and it was all too very flat. I'm just glad I had a bet on a '1-0 Sunderland win' at 12/1, which at least pays for a decent chunk of the night out at Bramall Lane.

Over the years I've been present at a number of cup upsets; Wigan winning the FA Cup with Ben Watson's last-gasp goal against Manchester City, Oldham Athletic beating Liverpool and Leyton Orient winning at Fulham, to name some.

Considering the Fourth Round draw has been favourable for the remaining lower league sides; Oxford play Sunderland and Crawley play Colchester, this might just be the season where a totally unfashionable lower division outfit is able to replicate Bradford City's achievements of reaching the League Cup Final in 2013.